Tench of the Kentish Marshlands- Part One



‘There was a Marsh’, quoth he…



The Kentish Marshes at Twilight. This actual spot produced a near seven pound male- and I lost a much bigger fish not far from here.



Twenty years ago I worked as a labourer for several months before going off to University; my father felt it was necessary but I remain unconvinced. It was grotty work- most of it clearing effluent tanks on a local chemical plant- but my one salvation was ‘Old’ Mick, a painter who worked for the same firm as me. Profoundly deaf and one of the angriest, kindest souls I ever met- Mick was also hugely misunderstood… And misunderstanding.


Three days into my post, I watched him quarrel with a man who was thirty years his junior. It became physical and Mick knocked the man unconscious with a vicious straight right. The recipient- a labourer sent to work with Mick- was somewhat of a fast talker. Mick couldn’t read his lips properly and thought he was abusing him somehow.


Being by far the youngest on the firm (the foreman had kindly nicknamed me ‘Virgin’)- I was duly appointed the old man’s next assistant/victim. Hold the ladder, make the tea, avoid getting punched etc. Mick was 70 years old, about 5′ 9″ tall and immaculately fit with a thin, grey pencil moustache; he always wore his hard hat and- like quite a few of our older working generation back then- he’d seen war. He was 19 when he stormed the beaches of Normandy and was in Berlin nine months later… Me- I was an 18 year old punk who had just finished ‘A’ Levels; it was like Adrian Mole being partnered up with Clint Eastwood.


But it transpired that Mick was a superbly knowledgeable countryman, and when he found out that I fished (he saw me reading the ‘Angler’s Mail’ on our first morning working together), he started talking to me. Once he discovered I was a fellow tench fisherman, we got on like a house on fire.



A tench I caught a couple of seasons ago from an old brick pit.



We bonded over our shared interests and became firm friends; he was a lovely man and I worked with him all summer without getting one paintbrush thrown at me- which was a record, apparently.


Over tea one morning Mick took on a more messianic look than usual and told me about some of the great sport that could be had fishing Kent’s coastal marshes- specifically in their vast drainage systems where the fish live and thrive in a rich clear water environment teeming with life. He painted an image which has never quite left me. ‘Full of the juices of the land’ he said. A boggy Hades of thick weed and primeval fogs which was transformed into an ethereal netherworld twice daily by stunning dawns and dusks; all the while ruled over by ‘saltwater tench’ as he called them, due to the semi-saline environment in which they resided. Giant, jade monsters with intense, staring red eyes that grew to well over ten pounds on a natural diet of snails and bloodworms. Ten pounds!!! And all within range of our favoured style- the float- Mick said.



The Marshes at Dusk. Note the Wisp.



Tench fishing is a classic English field sport; it straddles the spring and summer and takes you to the old parts of Albion. England’s under-belly. Or rather its nether regions. Huge abandoned gravel workings- long reclaimed by nature; strange ponds; and the slow moving, brackish backwaters of the river system. Remote and sometimes- if you’re very lucky- deserted waterscapes. In many ways, it’s the fishing equivalent of wildfowling; a pure ambush sport that sees you hidden deep within remote undergrowth at first and last light. To be consistently good at it (which I’m not) requires preparation, commitment and a healthy dose of country-lore up your sleeves. You also need a good pair of wellies and the drive to walk miles into wetlands.


It’s an adventure and perhaps no other branch of angling feels more ‘Swallows and Amazons’ than tenching. Arthur Ransome was a true British countryheart who captured the feel of long English summers spent messing around by the water. This resonates all the more with me as I know that Ransome himself was also a highly enthusiastic tench hunter. The poet Ted Hughes also wrote lovingly of the discipline. After all, what could be more romantic than to sit alone at dawn in the beautiful but eerie English countryside waiting for- nay- willing your float to go under? Or perhaps whilst enjoying a pink dusk with a bottle of cider and the wisps for company? These are the great dual ceremonies of the tenching man- the feeding times, when the orange eyed ones come out from under the lillies and (hopefully) eat everything in sight…


This summer season I decided to catch up with Mick’s Marshes. They remain unaltered since Dickens’ time; in fact- they’re more desolate today because nobody lives there any more. To the best of my knowledge the last of the ‘marsh people’ moved out in the 1930’s. In that regard, these areas are similar to the Highlands of Scotland- where fewer people reside today than 150 years ago. The tench are now the undisputed masters and their empire spreads far and wide across the drains and the dykes; the deep running flood defences- some of which we built hundreds of years ago.



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The season for the marshes is a short one. They come under the old close season rules, which means that you cannot take a rod out on them until June 16th. But in general most tench populations stop feeding (at least enough to make fishing worthwhile) some time in early August. Therefore I decided to hit them on the first day of the season and keep going until the end of July; I would try to fish three or four times per week and cover the entire ‘magic’ six weeks of the traditional tench season; as it turned out, due to events beyond my control (and quite specifically for reasons known only to the marsh), I had to cut short my campaign after only three weeks.


But this was still pre-season and I didn’t know any of this yet. Or even if there were any fish out there. I gave myself a one in four chance of success (realistic expectations) and reasoned that even if I didn’t locate or catch some fish, then I would learn and see a lot.


The first two weeks of June went very slowly. I retired to the pub each evening, sharpened my hooks and made my plans.




9 thoughts on “Tench of the Kentish Marshlands- Part One

  1. Thanks indeed, Mr P- We dream of that time of year, don’t we?! I tried to make the most of it this year and had some great fun (fine sport, Peter!) but the marsh cut me short a little (as you will soon see)- but tench return with the cuckoos, and I shall be waiting next season…As will you! Here’s to Rods at Dawn- June 16th 2017!


    1. Smashing comment- thanks Roger- me, too- I love the tench season! Especially the ‘old’ style time period from June 16th onwards…


  2. Gareth, Very different kind of expectancy to perch hunting. I was able to fish a land drain, not a main drain, two years ago having been told about it by by man who runs a drainage company. He told me about the tench in it and how big they were, exaggeration thought I. I fished the water on three occasions, it was about as wide as a minor road, and I hooked fish five times in three outings and was broken-up every time. The farmland was sold and I lost the permission. I went back for a fourth time and was sternly told off by a farm manager who worked for the ‘company’ that bought the land and all the adding land too.

    I can still see where it is from a road but most people don’t know it’s even there. One day the manager will change and I’ll try again. It is now a dream water.

    I’m slowly working through the posts, unlike the ‘Old Crafty Hen’ and other beers!

    All the best, John

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    1. Great stuff, John!- That’s just the type of place to fire me up. I hope you get back in there. People have no idea how much tench fishing exists in farmland drains. Most anglers have gotten too cosy in the commercial fisheries to be bothered with walking a mile or two out into the wilder fishing. In fact I found a new stretch yesterday- completely by chance and within a three minute walk of a new school I’ve started working at in the countryside just outside Thanet. I went for a walk after work to check out some woods at the rear of the school. That in itself looks to be an adventure in waiting, in terms of birdwatching; the place is completely overgrown. Anyway, on the western edge of the woods, there’s a small drain that runs for a mere couple of hundred metres or so before disappearing into an underground stream; after twenty metres or so, it comes back up near a Southern Water outpost with weedracks and a little weir and all manner of other features. The drain then flows off in two directions, southwards and eastward. It looks healthy so there’ll surely be fish present. Be lovely if there are some tench. There will almost certainly be big eels but I have to really be in the mood for that! I will fish this place in the summer term, after school.

      Coming away from that, the drains I wrote about in the above story are quite simply the best tench location I’ve ever seen. There are two deep, crystal clear dykes that run parallel to each other in the middle of marshland. They sit a good distance from anywhere busy. These three blogs are all about one of the two drains but I’ve since discovered that both contain fish. Both the dykes diverge from one common stream that eventually flows into a tidal river several miles downstream from here. You’ve read about that stretch in my ‘Black Dyke’ entries. The strange thing is that the perch over at Black Dyke are huge whereas they’re tiny at this end. Very badly stunted. But the tench here are massive- they grow to over ten pounds; I last saw the fish I named ‘the Queen’ (I’m a bugger for naming fish, birds and foxes etc!) in late June, last summer. I’d fished a spot for 5 hours and caught nothing, when she suddenly swam out from beneath me. Huge. From just a few feet away, I had to look across her rather than viewing her all in one go. I’m not sure I’ll ever catch her… If I did, perhaps it would spoil the magic of the place for me?

      Nonetheless, I’ll try keep trying every summer… Speak soon and very best regards, Gazza


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